January 2012
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December 2011
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“Good times for a change
See, the luck I’ve had
Can make a good man
Turn...”
– The Smiths
I very rarely post on this site so I figured it was time.
So if you know me you know that this has been a *pretty* poopable month. Weird that for legal reasons I can’t talk about it? Yup. Very.
Living in NYC is definitely a love/hate thing. Mostly love but that’s not what...
October 2011
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July 2011
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Anonymous asked: Do you think anybody takes you seriously? And if they did, are you worthy of it?
ladyguyguy asked: I love Conan's beard, don't you?
June 2011
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Decision Diana
This is a nickname of mine that has made it through the years into a verb (“Just decision Diana it and kiss her!”). I’m not always proud of it, but it is one of the many facets of diamond that is my soul.
If you know my temper or have known me for awhile, you may know that although I try to be as devil-may-care as I can, it ANNNOYYYYYYSSS me when people can’t be decisive....
March 2011
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February 2011
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Ax me anything. →
So I decided to *try* to refine this site a little bit more. There’s now a question page! For those not familiar it means you can submit a question for me to answer. And for all you trolls out there, anonymity is permitted! Yay! I’m proud of the title so check it out. Oh um, the fact that most no one will see this or ax me something I suppose is poopable? I have too positive an outlook...
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April 2010
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March 2010
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And can’t answer question posts or photo reply? Have I just not figured it out? If not then I feel it’s the poor interface’s fault! Cause I am a g-d genius!
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February 2010
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Could’ve spent the night with virgin. Can’t tell if I’m not b/c I’m over it or I’m petty.
Also, got called chubby on St. Valentine’s day.
hah, this post sounds depressing but I’m actually not in a horrible mood.
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January 2010
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“To all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for your kindness...”
– Conan O’Brien, at least I presume so. I have yet to bring myself to watch the last episode of The Tonight Show with him. This blog’s name was inspired by Trimuph the Insult Comic Dog’s catch phrase. (via yobananaboy: Fuck Yeah Conan O’Brien)
He hates cynicism? I’ll...
“It was a very stupid thing to do, I’ll admit, but I hardly didn’t...”
– Holden Caufield. RIP J.D. Salinger
December 2009
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November 2009
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Nausea
Started birth control like a proper slut should. & I went out drinking for the first time in months on Harroween Eve Eve. I then the combination of the 2 brings me to today, day 2 of bad sleep & gagging. & thats what she said.
October 2009
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September 2009
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“On a History test we were asked, “Who was Michelangelo?”. I...”
– paigeinwonderland (via My Life Is Average) To quote a PSA i grew up with, “To be a smart ass, you have to be smart.” Nice try dumbass.
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Shooting @ Independent Bar's Grits & Gravy night
I’m sorry but I have to laugh at this. I’m okay with that since no one was hurt. Really? Grits & Gravy? Oldies night? I’m pretty sure he went postal b/c he was sick of hearing the same “Now That’s What I Call Oldies!” CD for the past 3 or whatever years that night has been running.
So all these years of getting searched and patted down @ hip hop shows and a...
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"I feel so accomplished! Here's a list of...
Why does everyone do this? What, do you think you’re better than me? Must be great to sit on your high horse and spit on the rest of us “unproductive” assholes, huh? No, I don’t want to hear that you finally finished all your chores, which you seem to amazingly do every week AND update the rest of your friends about it too! Oh you FINALLY made it into the dentist for that...
August 2009
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June 2009
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May 2009
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What's it like...
…to have enough time to lurk all over my friends? They’re on to you. Direct quotes,
“I’m so glad you said something b/c me and my bf believe that he internet stalks us.”
“DUDE. He has texted me like FIVE TIMES axing if I’m going tonight!”
“Um. Yeah. CREEPY. What’s up with him adding me on FB?”
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April 2009
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My feeble attempts to save texts
“Sorry, your IM was not sent because this mobile user has not yet accepted IM to Mobile messages”
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March 2009
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Saying Goodbye
UGH. I do like to sing Jonathan-style to lighten the mood*. at least I can look forward to another wildcard weekend in a couple weeks (or months, whatever).
*couldnt find a clip but the synopsis is “Jonathan has made him a “Friends 4-Eva!!” collage as a parting gift. Jack refuses it and leaves, as he does Jonathan sings Sarah McLachlan’s ” Will Remember You.”...
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Wanker Park bars/clubs/wine spots
so now that I live downtown I don’t really like going out as much, ESPECIALLY if i have to drive. If I’m driving I’m not drinking. I try to do this thing where I’m a responsibile citizen and obey the law. More importantly I’m not trying to get a DUI. we ALL know someone who’s gotten one and we ALL know what a bitch it is, so why do it? so WHY did everyone plan...
February 2009
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yeah really difficult to find at BARNES & NOBLE,...
Alexa: You read Monocle too? I really think we're the same person. I haven't copped the March issue yet. Might have to roll into the B&N today.
yooosef: I do! It's a great mag, just kinda hard to track down sometimes. And uhhh yea! We's be one in the same. I'm just your AZN doppelganger.
girlgenius: omg? you know who else reads the monocle??? EVERYONE. jesus, get a room you two.
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Places w/o Wi-Fi
this could totally be a white whine but I hate when you can’t get wi-fi. Our hotel in NY’s Chinatown had only a really short ethernet cable (that was at the beside table…10 ft away from the desk, GENIUS!) and my aunts place in Washington Heights only picked up networks that were password protected. since kerry had actual productive work to do she mostly used the internet at the...
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People telling me my name sounds "exotic"
Oh really? Thats funny b/c my name is American. It comes from a small American movie, I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of it. It’s called Star Wars.
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